God is Everywhere!!!

One morning, on the way to school, M-G and E were sticking out their tongues and blowing, "Thith-puth-putt." They did this for a little of the drive, making each other laugh, when E suddenly stopped. He sat for a few seconds watching M-G continue in the fun of blowing more "thith-puth-putt" and then realized something of great importance.

"M-G, stop!!!! Stop spitting!!!! (gasp, swallow, gasp) You're spitting on GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"No. I'm not E!! I wouldn't do that!" she replied.

"I know, but you're still spitting on God!" E was very concerned and wanted M-G to know how she was doing this. "God" he explained, "is everywhere and no matter where you are spitting, you're getting HIM!!!"