HOW TO WIN AGAINST A STORM TROOPER:
First, find the trooper:
Second, make sure you are really cute:
Third, act curious and innocent:
Fourth, poke him in the eye:
Fifth, watch him cry and hold his hurt eye:
snicker, snicker, snicker, chuckle, laugh, giggle, snicker.
Side note:Among the Jedi, this maneuver is known as the Three Stooges Attack.
#392 in the Jedi Handbook.
(sorry about the turned picture in step #3. I am not sure why this is happening, but sometimes my blogger tool turns the pictures during download. When I figure out why this happens and can change it, I will. Until then, I hope you do not get a crick in your neck from all the side viewing.)
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